alastor dump
"Oh on the contrary, Alastor is quite a jokester! He appeared in Hell with the first words out of his mouth being a joke!" -Mimzy, Incorrect quotes
"A sinner broke into my house and started looking for money,
so I started looking with them!
*laughs*
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I'm broke as shit."
-Alastor
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*insert screams of trapped souls here*
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Dear, If I wanted to hurt anyone here, I would have done so already
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“A smile is a valuable tool my dear, it inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing and ensures that no matter what comes your way YOU’RE the one in control.”
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Alastor, with complete hatred towards all existing televisions
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"Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on the picture show and I just couldn't resist. What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929, hahaha! ...So many orphans."
―Alastor, regarding Charlie's performance
"LOOK AT THAT SAD EXCUSE FOR A CANE IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE AN EYEBALL ON IT!"
-Alastor
"OPEN YO PHONE"
"The internet is a horrible place and I'M HERE TO MAKE IT WORSE"
-Alastor
"I hate birds, they shit on my vest"
-Alastor, to angels
Vox: "And remember viewers, life goes on!"
Alastor: "Yeah that's the PROBLEM"
Vox: "Somebody shut him u-"
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